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Now that we've successfully hypnotized your eyes, let's talk about this neon palm tree suit. If Jurassic Park was infested with magic mushrooms, this rave suit would be the end product. It pops. I'm surprised your eyes aren't bleeding right now just looking at it. I could explain in words how bright and intricate the design of this neon festival suit is, buuuut let's talk Jurassic Park a little more.

Remember the time a volunteer child remarks, "That velociraptor doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey." Dr. Alan Grant, clearly not caring that he is talking to a child AND a volunteer, replies with a outrageously over-the-top, hypothetical rebuttal that scares the shit out of everyone. It ends with, "He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes you across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when the velociraptors start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect."

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Product Details

  • Shinesty exclusive!
  • Slim Fit Cut
  • Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Designed in Boulder, CO by people who know how to kick it

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