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The Tropical Tycoon
Neon Palm Tree Suit
The Tropical Tycoon
Neon Palm Tree Suit
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fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under
the arms and across the back.
Measure yourself around
your natural waistline.
Measure yourself around
the widest part of your butt.
Measure from the center back
of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.
Measure from the crotch to
the bottom of the hem.
Now that we've successfully hypnotized your eyes, let's talk about this neon palm tree suit. If Jurassic Park was infested with magic mushrooms, this rave suit would be the end product. It pops. I'm surprised your eyes aren't bleeding right now just looking at it. I could explain in words how bright and intricate the design of this neon festival suit is, buuuut let's talk Jurassic Park a little more.
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Woah...
Now that we've successfully hypnotized your eyes, let's talk about this neon palm tree suit. If Jurassic Park was infested with magic mushrooms, this rave suit would be the end product. It pops. I'm surprised your eyes aren't bleeding right now just looking at it. I could explain in words how bright and intricate the design of this neon festival suit is, buuuut let's talk Jurassic Park a little more.
Remember the time a volunteer child remarks, "That velociraptor doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey." Dr. Alan Grant, clearly not caring that he is talking to a child AND a volunteer, replies with a outrageously over-the-top, hypothetical rebuttal that scares the shit out of everyone. It ends with, "He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes you across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when the velociraptors start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect."
Woah...
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