Le Tootski

Neon Summer Dress Shorts

Now that drugs are bigger than above-ground pools and slip 'n' slides, there's a market to be had for Neon Rave dress shorts.

That's right, we've taken our ever popular Le Tootski suit and chopped the legs right off. Are fellow ravers going to think you're the fanny pack, rave blazer-wearing kingpin with enough illegal vices on them to sedate all of Coachella and make a blind man see sounds and speak shapes? Yes. But isn't that what rave clothing is for? Whether you buy just the neon dress pants or the whole neon sleeveless suit, we're here to tell you it's going to good. Real Good. 

*Editor's Note: This was written at high noon at the Gold Pan Saloon after a few Dark 'n' Stormies and a sticky J-bird.