THIS HOLIDAY SUIT IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER. IT WILL BE DELIVERED BY NOVEMBER 2016.
It demands attention. No, seriously, you're now the first person people notice at the holiday party. It's called the red dress effect, and you're about to be seen as more sexually promiscuous than anyone there. It's not just the +1s your colleagues invited who notice you first - it's everyone from the top brass, to Marsha in accounting, to the rent-a-Santa that the intern booked last-minute. You're the Christmas beacon. That means you can't get away with spiking the 'nog bowl anymore because you'll be too busy batting away elevator eyes from across the room. What are we saying? Simply put, you're putting a little sin back in Christmas and everyone loves it.