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What do you get when you put a horse girl designer, a mandate to create a new derby suit, and a bottle of cheap Kentucky bourbon in a room for six hours? This preppy, Kentucky-inspired, derby party monstrosity. Though I suppose sitting here on the frozen slopes of Colorado I'm not exactly the world's foremost expert on Kentucky Derby parties. Is this what people do in the South? Perhaps beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? Anyways, I digress. This print is loud. It's betting your mortgage on a trifecta of underdogs loud. It's sprinting across two dozen port-a-potties while hundreds of angry drunkards hurl full beers at you loud. But you don't care do you. You're a winner. Get out there and make us proud you stallion. 

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  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
  • Made of Premium 100% polyester akak the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
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