Better wake up an hour early, because you'll need the extra time to tie these Derby bow ties . But before you set your alarm, just know that we're only kidding. We would never put you in a position where you have to tie a Derby tie. You'd get frustrated and sweaty and you'd probably end up asking your wife for help. This has totally never happened to me. --- Fine Bow Ties for Derby Day These derby bow ties are the finishing touch to your Kentucky derby themed outfits. You don’t get many opportunities to really dress up these days. Everyone and their mother gets to wear casual apparel to work. Back in the day, my grandfather wore a bow tie to work every single day, and let me tell ya, he looked dapper as hell. If watching a horse race around a track is the only excuse you have to wear fancy clothing, then heck, you’ve gotta take it. These derby ties match the patterns of our derby themed suits and they will complete any look you’ve got going. I’m going to venture to guess that you have no idea how to tie a bow tie. Never fear, because these little numbers are pre-tied to ensure maximum attractiveness on your neck. Trust me, you’re going to like the way you look when you roll up to the party wearing one of these derby ties. Ties to Complete the Derby Outfit One of these derby bow ties is guaranteed to make your clothing choice look 100x’s better when you head to your Kentucky derby party this year. Don’t settle for jeans and a collared shirt this year, you’re better than that. Wear one of these derby ties with the matching blazer and suit pants to create one of the most attractive outfits you’ve ever worn. Have you ever heard the saying, “dress for success”? Well, when you wear apparel that makes you look good, you will feel good too. Watch a speedy horse race around a track with a man on its back while you straighten your perfectly tied bow tie and give yourself a pat on the back. You look damn good.

Kentucky Derby Bow Ties and Ties

 Forget looking like a tall glass of water, now you look like a tall, ice cold, sweet &amp; sour glass of lemonade. Fresh squeezed of course. Organic, obviously. Might as well add a shot of vodka for good measure. Complete your fresh as heck look with this yellow pastel bow tie at your next afternoon picnic, spring wedding or derby party. 
 Product Details 
 
 Pre-tied bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Lemonade | Yellow Pastel Bow Tie

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  If you’ve ever said, “I know, I’ll wear my plain gray bow tie to the big party!” then you should move along because this bold, teal bow tie is not for you. Legally we can only sell this product to someone willing to shoulder the responsibility of being the life of the party.  
 Product Details 
 
 Pre-tied bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Atlantic | Teal Pastel Bow Tie

 Don't let the name of this Derby bow tie fool you. Both high rollers and the population of general admission can sport this pre-tied men's bow tie.   
 Product Details 
 
 Pre-tied bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Millionaires Row | Derby Blue Stripe Bow Tie

  This bright orange bow tie is perfect for the discerning outdoorsman who wants to take down a 12-point buck and look good doing it. You can also wear it indoors while NOT killing anything, but that sounds less fun.  
 Product Details 
 
 Pre-tied bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Creamsicle | Orange Pastel Bow Tie

 
  May we present the   KFDD Derby Party Bow Tie... Wife dragging you to a   Kentucky Derby party   again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your   poor social skills? Don't understand   why the fastest two minutes in sports creates such a buzz but when you complete the fastest two minutes in bed it leads to disappointment? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip (and we do mean slip this thing is a slip on) on this preppy little bow tie on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or   who you're voting for.    You are welcome.   
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 Pre-tied derby themed bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Kentucky Fried Daily Double | Gingham Roses Bow Tie

  With its bold colors and eye-catching pattern, this bow tie is perfect for so many different occasions. Whether you’re a dapper gentleman throwing a Derby party, or a jockey looking to nail that big job interview, this bad boy’s got your back.  
 Product Details 
 
 Pre-tied bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The High Stakes | Derby Pink Polka Dot Bow Tie

 Did you know that around 120,000 Mint Juleps are served over the two day period at the Derby? Most of those bevy's cost around $11 a pop, but, you can also   order one that will run you a pretty penny around $1,000. Rest assured knowing this striped bow tie pairs well with either   option. But   if you do end up munching on crushed ice   flown in from Finland...let us know how it tastes. 
 Product Details 
 
 Pre-tied bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Louisville | Derby Horse Racing Stripe Bow Tie

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 A bow tie is only as powerful as the man who clips it on. And if anyone EVER calls you out because you're wearing a pre-tied bow tie, ask them if they've ever tried to tie one themselves. If they have, they will understand why you wouldn't want to go through all seven levels of hell just to say you have a real bow tie. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 DEETS 
 
 Pre-tied derby themed bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Derby Horseshoes | Yellow Preppy Bow Tie

 A white tiger is unique af with only one existing in every 10,000 births of Bengal tigers. They're more aggressive, more muscular and much stronger than an ordinary orange tiger. Be like a white tiger. Anything but ordinary when you clip on this simple white bow tie. 
 Product Details 
 
 Pre-tied bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The White Tiger | White Bow Tie

 
  Looking for an Easter Brunch / Derby / Bris Celebration tie that says, I can prep it up with the best of them, but I'm also not afraid to drink tequila mimosas until I throw up all over myself? You've come to the right place my friend.  Pair this with some loafers and a Kentucky accent and you've got yourself derby outfit. Pair it with no shirt and some Pit Viper sunglasses and you've got yourself a restraining order.   This outfit is limitless.   Get out there and make us proud.   
 DEETS 
 
 Pre-tied derby themed bow-tie 
 100% Polyester 
 Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO 
 

The Lemonade

Yellow Pastel Bow Tie

The Atlantic

Teal Pastel Bow Tie

The Millionaires Row

Derby Blue Stripe Bow Tie

The Creamsicle

Orange Pastel Bow Tie

The Kentucky Fried Daily Double

Gingham Roses Bow Tie

The High Stakes

Derby Pink Polka Dot Bow Tie

The Louisville

Derby Horse Racing Stripe Bow Tie

The Derby Horseshoes

Yellow Preppy Bow Tie

The White Tiger

White Bow Tie

The Don't Pulitzer My Lilly

Easter Paisley Bow Tie