These pants are perfect for setting the mood. We aren't saying they will help you get laid, we are saying they will get you laid. We're talking passionate, hardcore, full-on laying in your bed because you are too comfortable in your green and yellow hammer pants you don't want to get up. Is there another type of laid? We didn't think so.
And if you're a true football fan hop down the rabbit hole to pair 'em with the Packers Suit Jacket.