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  • Unisex, relaxed fit
  • 100% breathable jersey knit cotton for max lounge-ability
  • 3" elastic waist, elastic at cuff
  • POCKETS!!!!!!! 
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, Co

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Prepare your gluttonous glare for the Christmas Couch Surfer Christmas sweatpants, the greatest invention since the Bowflex made it easy to spend hundreds on a machine you'll never use.

We didn't nickname these red, green and white men's holiday pants "wearable Weightwatchers" for nothing. After testing the waistband with 3 pounds of turkey, metric fugtons of stuffing and enough Ben and Jerry's to sedate a 7-year-old, we determined you cannot look fat in these Christmas pajama pants. 

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