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Expect a lot of touchin' and a lot of rubbin'. People are attracted to velvet at Christmas. You're probably thinking, "WTF is this made of?" The chest hair of Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me. It's more sensual than sexual.

As for a lot of touching, you may feel a swift pat on the ass from passersby, but know it comes with the territory. This Men's velvet blazer speaks for itself. It's the sinner and the saint of Christmas past, present and future, and you're mistaken if you don't think it'll go after the boss' daughter.

Product Details
  • Material: 100% Polyester
  • Tailored fit, makes it look like you work out more than you do
  • Forest green sleeves, lapel and pocket flaps
  • Fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring; 2 rear vents
  • Dual hand pockets; Single Chest pocket; Four internal pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Dry clean only
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, CO

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