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THE VELVET CASANOVA BLAZER

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Expect a lot of touchin' and a lot of rubbin'. People are attracted to velvet at Christmas. You're probably thinking, "WTF is this made of?" The answer: Austin Powers' chest hair. So yeah, you can say it's sensual more so than sexual.

As for a lot of touching, you may feel a swift pat on the ass from passersby, but know it comes with the territory. Will you look like a tree skirt? Possibly, but if someone thinks that, you kick them out of the party without saying a word. This blazer speaks for itself. It's the sinner and the saint of Christmas past, present and future, and you're mistaken if you don't think it'll go after the boss' daughter.

  • Material: 100% Polyester
  • Tailored fit, makes it look like you work out more than you do
  • Forest green sleeves, lapel and pocket flaps
  • Fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring; 2 rear vents
  • Dual hand pockets; Single Chest pocket ; Four internal pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Dry clean only
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, CO

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Expect a lot of touchin' and a lot of rubbin'. People are attracted to velvet at Christmas. You're probably thinking, "WTF is this made of?" The answer: Austin Powers' chest hair. So yeah, you can say it's sensual more so than sexual.

As for a lot of touching, you may feel a swift pat on the ass from passersby, but know it comes with the territory. Will you look like a tree skirt? Possibly, but if someone thinks that, you kick them out of the party without saying a word. This blazer speaks for itself. It's the sinner and the saint of Christmas past, present and future, and you're mistaken if you don't think it'll go after the boss' daughter.

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  • Material: 100% Polyester
  • Tailored fit, makes it look like you work out more than you do
  • Forest green sleeves, lapel and pocket flaps
  • Fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring; 2 rear vents
  • Dual hand pockets; Single Chest pocket ; Four internal pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Dry clean only
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, CO

Expect a lot of touchin' and a lot of rubbin'. People are attracted to velvet at Christmas. You're probably thinking, "WTF is this made of?" The answer: Austin Powers' chest hair. So yeah, you can say it's sensual more so than sexual.

As for a lot of touching, you may feel a swift pat on the ass from passersby, but know it comes with the territory. Will you look like a tree skirt? Possibly, but if someone thinks that, you kick them out of the party without saying a word. This blazer speaks for itself. It's the sinner and the saint of Christmas past, present and future, and you're mistaken if you don't think it'll go after the boss' daughter.

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