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Naughty Or Nice Patchwork Baby Christmas Outfit
Listen, I'm just a 25-year old who has nothing in common with babies, so I apologize in advance if my viewpoints toward babies and quilted Christmas baby outfits don't align with yours. At this current point in my life, babies are best used as accessories. Sure, I'll rent one, take it out on the town, where it like some sort of front backpack, and return it back to the fire station calling it a night. For you, it's an entirely different story.
This is your legacy. This is what your grandmother has been pestering you to make for the last some-odd years. This is your new life until you can't take it anymore or you send your grown up baby to college for freshman orientation. This is what you've brought to the world, so you might as well make it look better than it already does in a wrapping paper style Christmas costume.