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The Thneaky Thnakes | Blue Snakeskin Wrap Dress

The thneaky thnakes

The Hickey Hider | White Stretch Turtleneck

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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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There is nothing sneaky about this electric blue snakeskin print blazer, so if you're planning on wearing this to be sneaky in any way, you can just forget it. This thing is so loud you can hear it hanging in your closet. I repeat: DO NOT buy this blazer OR the matching pants or matching dress if you are trying to be sneaky unless you're trying to blend in with the crowd at a snake-themed EDM rave, which would actually be a lot of fun and also a terrific way to be sneaky in this killer suit. 

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  • Modern Slim Fit Blazer: We suggest sizing up if you're between sizes.
  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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