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Take me somewhere tropical and put a cocktail in my hand because these cheeky undies have got me ready for a vacation. If you can't get to the beach, do the next best thing: order these tropical cheeky undies, put them on, and follow this recipe: get a large glass, fill it with ice. Add one shot vodka, one shot peach schnapps, two shots OJ, two shots cranberry juice and stir. Add a few maraschino cherries because you freakin' deserve it. Plop on the couch & enjoy.

Product Details

  • MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
  • Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
  • Soft & flexible waistband
  • No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

  • 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang dry
  • Avoid fabric softener


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