First, we stunned the world with our ball hammock boxers. Now we're doing it again with our all-new Her Hammock Seamless Thong. Showcasing Shinesty's soaring eagle backed by 13 bars and 50 stars of rugged steel and sex appeal on your lady bits; this thong underwear is going to show anyone who's lucky enough to see your land of the free that you are without a doubt unforgettable. We've all had that "oh shit" moment during the come up to the no-pants-dance where you're getting hot and heavy trying to remember what panties you wore out. Well, get ready for hot, mindless sex because that's something you never have to worry about with Shinesty's sexy thongs. These are going to be those pair of thong panties that you actively look for before Saturday nights filled with quick impulses, unfiltered desire, and dirty martinis. We're all about those moments; that's why we decide it's finally time to share the comfort with all our ladies out there. 

Welcome to Vag-halla.