Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
2HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
3INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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These aren't just any old plaid tuxedo pants. These are reminiscent of the ones your grandpa wore back in the day when he dressed up to take your grandma out on a hot date on the town. Featuring a ridiculously classy plaid print and a slight stretch, these are guaranteed to be the most comfortable and flattering tuxedo pants you own. Why wear a plain black tux when options like The Foyer Fornicator exist? Do yourself a favor and make that purchase.
These aren't just any old plaid tuxedo pants. These are reminiscent of the ones your grandpa wore back in the day when he dressed up to take your grandma out on a hot date on the town. Featuring a ridiculously classy plaid print and a slight stretch, these are guaranteed to be the most comfortable and flattering tuxedo pants you own. Why wear a plain black tux when options like The Foyer Fornicator exist? Do yourself a favor and make that purchase.