The Foyer Fornicator

Plaid Tuxedo Pants

These aren't just any old plaid tuxedo pants. These are reminiscent of the ones your grandpa wore back in the day when he dressed up to take your grandma out on a hot date on the town. Featuring a ridiculously classy plaid print and a slight stretch, these are guaranteed to be the most comfortable and flattering tuxedo pants you own. Why wear a plain black tux when options like The Foyer Fornicator exist? Do yourself a favor and make that purchase.