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Derby hawaiian shirt

$39.99

Black polarized sunglasses for men

$49.99

Shinesty party crew socks white

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This is a PSA.

This spring suit is NOT stain-proof. Easter brunch is a cathartic eating experience. Go hog wild on that honey glazed ham you've been ogling for hours. Just remember to roll up your sleeves. They were designed to wear, not to wick grease from the swine you're mashing into your face hole. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

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