THE ISLAND IN THE SUN | TEAL ABSTRACT TROPICAL ISLAND BLAZER

Legal Disclaimer: Dressing like a delicious, refreshing human Capri Sun drastically increases the possibility of 1) ordering drinks with little umbrellas, 2) saying things like "It's five o'clock somewhere" and calling everyone "mon," 3) strangers constantly soliciting you for drugs, 4) getting "Island in the Sun" stuck in your head, and 5) finding yourself playing steel drums in a Caribbean-themed Weezer tribute band on a cruise ship bound for tropical waters. 

Ok, that last one might not be as much of a risk as the others, but don't say we didn't warn you. Wear this abstract tropical island blazer and the matching suit pants at your own risk. Dip, dip.