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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights

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Move aside penguins, you've just been replaced by flamingoes as this winter's flightless bird. These light blue Xmas pants boast tropical vibes AND winter chill in our most bipolar pattern ever. Don't be surprised when people start flashing their tail feathers at you, it's all a part of the mating ritual in which you are peacocking hard.

(And yeah, thanks nerd, we know flamingoes can fly.)

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  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co


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