THE SWINGERS SOIREE | CHRISTMAS FLAMINGO SUIT PANTS

Move aside penguins, you've just been replaced by flamingoes as this winter's flightless bird. These light blue Xmas pants boast tropical vibes AND winter chill in our most bipolar pattern ever. Don't be surprised when people start flashing their tail feathers at you, it's all a part of the mating ritual in which you are peacocking hard.

(And yeah, thanks nerd, we know flamingoes can fly.)