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THE PROSPECTOR BEARDSKI FACE MASK

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So you're not chock full enough of testosterone to grow a full snowbeard to protect you from the elements? That's cool, neither did until I grew my first facial hair in Mrs. Hughes' first-grade class. I plucked it out immediately because I was scared Thomas was going to make fun of me, and I believe because of that single mistake, I was never able to grow a full beard. Bosley's hair transplant said they couldn't do anything for me because I'm a liability, so this ski mask is the next best thing I settled for.

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MODEL INFO
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185
Waist Size: 32
Jacket Size: 40
Biceps: Never
Sign: Double Trouble

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