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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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The Mystery Ball Hammock With Fly

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There's a certain psychological genius to dressing up your lower half as a gift just waiting to be unwrapped, and no, I'm not talking about a dick in a box. You can go that route if you want, boys, but take it from a woman that a subtle approach is more effective. Wrap yourself in this pair of plaid Christmas dress pants, and before the night is over, she won't be able to resist seeing what's inside. Pair it with the matching jacket and maybe a gift tag if you're feeling fancy.

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  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
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