The Ripe Persimmons
Pastel Orange Suit
I don't know why someone named a fruit "persimmon" - frankly, it sounds a character they cut out of Clue to make room for Colonel Mustard - but they did.
Judging by the fact that 80% of people reading this won't know what tf a persimmon is...save yourself the disappointment and just know it's roughly the color of this suit when it's ripe.
- Brand: Shinesty
- Designed in Boulder, CO
- Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester made to look like over-ripe, highly-obscure fruit.
- Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
- External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
- Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
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