Now that pool floats are bigger than cable television and/or drugs, everyone is trying to get up in their slacks. Unicorn floats exist, swan floats exist, there are even pizza floats. So why not a giant map of the continental United States? Exactly our thoughts. And since everyone knows America is the biggest country in the world, we got the extra large version for you babes. Big enough for three drinks and three people but intimate enough for one afternoon of raucous lovemaking.