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THE RON DERBY SUIT


$29.99
$54.99
$11.99
SPLIT SUIT SIZING

any size jacket

+ any size pants

no extra cost

ONLY AT SHINESTY

No, it's not the pleating of the pants. It is, in fact, a massive erection. If this Christmas suit could, it would take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again, even if she is a saint. It smells of pure gasoline and proves milk is always a bad choice for the holidays. It loves scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. It will go down, down into your belly.

 

Sorry you had to see our blatant rebranding of the Ron Christmas suit. Without further ado, we present you the new and improved Ron Saint Valentine suit, perfect for whatever the hell you do on Valentine's day.

 

Sorry you had to see our blatant attempt to re-brand this Christmas suit Valentines Day suit Derby suit. The derby is all about being a "beacon of lust" as my grandmother would put it. 

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MODEL INFO
Height: 6'1''
Weight: 180
Waist Size: 33
Jacket Size: 44
Biceps: Cyclist's Arms
Sign: Gemini

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