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THE RON | BURGUNDY PARTY SUIT

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Shell: 100% Polyester
  • Model is wearing size 44 jacket, 34" waist pant
  • Printed Polyester Lining
  • Suit includes sport coat jacket, dress pants, and tie

Description

No, it's not the pleating of the burgundy suit pants. It is, in fact, a massive erection. If this burgundy red suit could, it would take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again, even if she is a saint. It smells of pure gasoline and proves milk is always a bad choice for the holidays. It loves scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

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