THIS CHRISTMAS SUIT IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER. IT WILL BE DELIVERED BY NOVEMBER 2016.
No, it's not the pleating of the pants. It is, in fact, a massive erection. If this Christmas suit could, it would take Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner, and never call her again, even if she is a saint. It smells of pure gasoline and proves milk is always a bad choice for the holidays. It loves scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. It will go down, down into your belly.
What we're saying is that this is the sex panther of Christmas. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's kind of a big deal, and it's only available here.