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Shinesty american eagle usa socks


Red white and blue seamless thong


Black polarized sunglasses for men


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Red, white, and blue jeans, baby. We got a one-two punch of denim and screaming eagles battling it out to be the top crotch cradler. This brings a whole new meaning to loving your country. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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