WHAT AM I GETTING MYSELF INTO?
It's simple really, you shop for rad vintage clothing, we pay you. We are expanding our outrageously absurd inventory and we're looking for party people blessed with audacious attitudes who can hunt down howling wolf t-shirts, American flag jackets, and neon windbreakers. Apply below. We won't bite... hard.
DO I PAY FOR THE CLOTHING MYSELF?
Not unless you are feeling charitable. We'll give you a budget, a nine iron, some ice cubes, and a stuffed buffalo, and you'll make the magic happen.
WILL BECOMING A SHINESTY BUYER MAKE ME A BETTER LOVER?
Depends how good you are. Does lots of money and internet glory ever hurt anyone's love life? The correct answer is no, most definitely not.
TELL ME MORE
Click the apply button below and we will send you all the dirty details. Boring people need not apply.