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WHITE FAIR ISLE MEN'S CHRISTMAS SUIT | THE POLAR BEAR BANDITO

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

Description

With a classic contrasting green and white fair isle stripe design, the Polar Bear Bandito Men's ugly Christmas suit gives leaves the user looking (and feeling) like a drunken piece of wrapping paper. There are very few use cases for this garment. But if you’ve read this far that fact is irrelevant, you want it.

Before you click add to cart let me warn ya, she isn’t for everyone. This suit is not for: guys who like networking events, guys who restrict their carbohydrate intake, guys who wipe from the front, guys who don’t adjust their fantasy lineups after week two, and guys who say they don’t pee in the shower.

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