Made in the USA.
An American flag bikini with a boob holster more triangular and more American than any of America's most famous love triangles.
JFK, Marilyn, and Jackie.
Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, and Angelina.
Blair, Serena, and Nate.
Lauren Conrad, Kristin Cavallari, and that guy Steven. Or Stephen. Whatever.
You get the idea.