The Cruise Ship Casanova

Orange Hawaiian Dress Shorts

If you're not planning on being the drunkest kid in the sandbox in these orange Hawaiian dress pants, they may not be your cup of tea. If you're not planning on slaying the worm in an overly retro cruise ship club, then these orange tropical dress shorts, we call them the beacons of lust, ain't for your feeble heart. If you're looking to grab a crispy boy from the cooler and grab a nice bronze on the thighs, then play on, you cruise ship Casanova, these orange Hawaiian dress shorts are for you, good sir.