The Christmas Cab
Ladies Unisex Cabaret Christmas Kimono
You sneaky lil' Christmas devil you. No, this is not a member's only black Christmas kimono, but it damn well should have been. Everyone can enjoy this silky snack and pretend like they're not actually reading this description from their toilet, but rather the VIP section at the local cabaret. Just know when you buy this piece, your funds are delivered in all 1s.