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Here’s what you need to know about the Reindeer Christmas sweater suit:

My grandmother taught me to ring in the holidays with a smile, a warm glass of cognac, and an ugly Christmas sweater. But Gam-gam has been senile since ‘05 so, I never listen to a word she says. It's 2017, and ugly Christmas sweaters are the unfrosted Pop-Tarts of the holiday fashion world.  Any hobnob can grab their mother's shoulder-padded, mothball-ridden, ugly Christmas sweater. Stop looking like a slob. Suit up.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes

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