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MY OLD BAE HAS CRABS BLUE LOBSTER SUIT

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

    Description

    When we sat down with our design team the morning this blue crawfish suit was birthed, we didn't know what to expect. All we knew was we needed a new party suit design and we needed it fast, but what started as a brainstorm quickly turned into me telling a story about how my ex-girlfriend Jennesa left me for a European sailor who she met on Christianmingle.com. Fortunately for me and unfortunately for her, that sailor turned out to be a 52-year-old fisherman name Cletus who had a little too many crustaceans near his sea snake. Not surprisingly, the guy had a nasty case of crabs and passed his little friends on to Jenessa. 

    After my story and much deliberation, we decided on this baby blue crab suit coined the "My Old Bae Has Crabs" to show our love for not only East coast seafood but me dodging a gawd damn bullet. 

    Long story short, I am so glad I got rid of my old chick because that girl has crabs and I've got a classy suit. Hell, I can even grab a matching pair of red shorts if I want... All while avoiding those crawly crabs. 

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