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THE CRIMSON SKIN RED PARTY SUIT

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes

    Description

    Married men step aside. This red party suit falls under the "Red Dress" meaning if you're married your wife is NOT going to appreciate the heaps of attention you get wearing this baby. This wine ready suit is more appropriate for the "single-and-ready-to-mingle" crowd. Classy, but highly sexual. Sensitive, but bold when it needs to be. Enough chest hair to intrigue, but not overwhelm.

    So whether you're quoting your favorite Ron Burgandy banter on some retirement home goers or cuddling up with Nancy from upper management, a couple bottles of Cabernet, chocolate covered strawberries and a Bary Manilow Greatest Hits cassette, we've got you covered. 

     

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