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THE HEAT SEEKER HEAT MAP SLEEVELESS SUIT

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous

    Description

    Our Heat Map sleeveless blazer is not an actual heat map blazer. We tried to make an actual thermal jacket. It was a disaster. The only two areas that showed any heat whatsoever were my pits and crotchal region. To be honest, I started getting worried that all other areas of my body were dying, if not already dead. It looked like I was wearing a blue jacket that had red Kool-Aid stains in weird places. I looked like a Bomb Pop that went through a manufacturing error and came out almost all blue except for random red spots. I was like a Smurf that ran a marathon recently and in doing so developed such bad chaffing that my armpits bled. Bad times.  

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