THE MILK ME | COW HIDE PRINT PANTS

You may be wondering why we didn't slap utters on these cow print pants, but if we went any farther with this cow design, we'd be selling an experience to Pleasure Town, not just simple cow pants. Do yourself a favor and go to your local watering hole, strike up a valiant conversation with a lovely heifer, and let these cowhide pants do what they do best. It's New Year's Eve after all and you know damn well you haven't got all that sinning out yet.