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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

This is 2018, and our morning wood has quickly become the rooster that wakes us up in the morning (Unless you're a farmer and actually have a rooster waking you up in the morning). So, with the help of some investigation into farmersonly.com, we realized the one thing missing from our already girthy line of ball hammock boxers was the mighty rooster.

Introducing the Early Risers red ball pouch boxer briefs, the first and only cock for your cock. Made with an ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the morning wood fresh and a bonafide ball hammock, they'll make sure your eggs don't get gobbled up in the grundle. Plus these pouch underwear will enhance your beloved bulge so when she asks to see your big cock she'll get exactly what she's looking for. 

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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