Christmas is just around the corner and what better gift to give your loved ones than the Jackhawk 9000? Ugly Christmas pants. Now you’re probably asking yourself why anyone would buy holiday pants over a Jackhawk 9000. Good question. Because you can fit a lot of cutlery in a pair of ugly Christmas pants, so you could buy your whole family Jackhawk 9000s. Welcome to the Walmart of Christmas pants, where we’re slinging everything from Christmas yoga pants to Christmas plaid pants, all for your egg nog inducing exteriors to emphasize. (Jackhawk 9000 not included with Christmas pants purchase).