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THE CANIS BOXER BRIEFS

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If you've ever wanted to walk into a gym locker room, drop your pants, and own it while your pants are on the ground...these boxers are how you do that. They'll be forced to look the wolf in the eyes and they'll have to look away. They'll have no choice but to look away. And in the animal kingdom, the first who looks away is the beta. Be the alpha.

Now for the deets. It doesn't matter if you're a grower or a shower, the pouch will make your bulge look bigger. It lifts Ricky Wiggle & The Shoot Around Boyz up and away from your grundle so you never have to worry about your balls clapping like they did in a middle school gym class. 

  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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If you've ever wanted to walk into a gym locker room, drop your pants, and own it while your pants are on the ground...these boxers are how you do that. They'll be forced to look the wolf in the eyes and they'll have to look away. They'll have no choice but to look away. And in the animal kingdom, the first who looks away is the beta. Be the alpha.

Now for the deets. It doesn't matter if you're a grower or a shower, the pouch will make your bulge look bigger. It lifts Ricky Wiggle & The Shoot Around Boyz up and away from your grundle so you never have to worry about your balls clapping like they did in a middle school gym class. 

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  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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If you've ever wanted to walk into a gym locker room, drop your pants, and own it while your pants are on the ground...these boxers are how you do that. They'll be forced to look the wolf in the eyes and they'll have to look away. They'll have no choice but to look away. And in the animal kingdom, the first who looks away is the beta. Be the alpha.

Now for the deets. It doesn't matter if you're a grower or a shower, the pouch will make your bulge look bigger. It lifts Ricky Wiggle & The Shoot Around Boyz up and away from your grundle so you never have to worry about your balls clapping like they did in a middle school gym class. 

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