The Kentucky Secretariat
Derby Flag Pants
Years of studying massive hats, 4'11" jockeys and the infield of the mighty Derby are what led to the design and creation of these Secretariat Derby flag pants. This baby gives a full-on middle finger to every Vineyard Vines-donning try-hard that dares to show his face in the infield, at Preakness, or the Belmont. At the end of the day, if you show up to the race in these derby pants you're gonna get some attention even if you blow all your dough.