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The nut munchers seamless thong

The nut munchers seamless thong

$14.99
The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights | black ball hammock pouch underwear

$25.99
The mystery boxer

The mystery boxer

$21.99

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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
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Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

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MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

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Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

We all get a little squirrelly sometimes, especially when winter's just around the corner. If you've been feeling perpetually crazed and stuffing your nuts in all kinds of weird places, these squirrel boxers can help with at least one of those. With a handy pouch made just for your nut stash, you never have to go foraging from hole to hole again. Unless you're into that. Which, we know you are, you animal.

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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