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We all get a little squirrelly sometimes, especially when winter's just around the corner. If you've been feeling perpetually crazed and stuffing your nuts in all kinds of weird places, these squirrel boxers can help with at least one of those. With a handy pouch made just for your nut stash, you never have to go foraging from hole to hole again. Unless you're into that. Which, we know you are, you animal.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling (talking about the boxers here, we're not wizards)
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle

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