The Kiss Me There

Mistletoe Plaid Christmas Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Plaid Christmas Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
The Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Plaid Christmas Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
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Description

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Mistletoe is poisonous and using it to deck the balls can cause blurred vision, vomiting, and even seizures — regardless of whether or not you swallow. In order to avoid an awkward breakup scene at the ER, we recommend this pair of mistletoe plaid Christmas boxers, which...
Shinesty Ball Hammock®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

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The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).

Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear rolled up and placed thoughtfully in a wire basket, like it could sit out on a bookshelf and no one would be offended.

The Magic

Sparkle

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

A the lower half of a man in red Shinesty Standard Ball Hammock boxers on a lavendar background

The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)

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