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the kiss me there thong

The kiss me there thong

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The Threat Level Midnights | Black Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear

The threat level midnights

$25.99
The mystery boxer

The mystery boxer

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BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Mistletoe is poisonous and using it to deck the balls can cause blurred vision, vomiting, and even seizures — regardless of whether or not you swallow. In order to avoid an awkward breakup scene at the ER, we recommend this pair of mistletoe plaid Christmas boxers, which are totally non-toxic (*except in California. Thanks Prop 65).

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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