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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
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Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


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You getting thorny for these rose print briefs? Sure you are. These were focus-group tested for their thorniness. In fact, 9 out of 10 focus groups broke out into wild orgies. The 10th group was full of weirdos. They kept it to hand stuff under the table. That's because the rose is the official symbol of getting weird. You don't give someone a dozen of these razor blade studded flowers unless you're looking to mix in a little pain with pleasure. Tickle your fancy with a pair of these red rose ball hammocks and let everyone know: when you mess with the rose, you get the thorns.

Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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