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Rose Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
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DescriptionYou getting thorny for these rose print briefs? Sure you are. These were focus-group tested for their thorniness. In fact, 9 out of 10 focus groups broke out into wild orgies. The 10th group was full of weirdos. They kept it to hand stuff under the table. That's because the rose is the official symb...ol of getting weird. You don't give someone a dozen of these razor blade studded flowers unless you're looking to mix in a little pain with pleasure. Tickle your fancy with a pair of these red rose Ball Hammocks and let everyone know: when you mess with the rose, you get the thorns.
Shinesty Ball Hammock®
Pouch Underwear Technology
An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)