The Coney Islands
Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear
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DescriptionYou bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® boxer briefs. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your don...g. That's because ultrasoft MicroModal material keeps your buns dry so they don't get bbq'ed in the summer heat. And the bonified ball pouch is like a bun for your boys, keeping 'em situated all day long. Whether you're packing a Ballpark frank or Polish sausage, these weiner-whispering pouch underwear make your bulge look so big, girls gonna want a hot dog REAL BAD. Just make sure you use the proper condom-ents....
Shinesty Ball Hammock®
Pouch Underwear Technology
An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.
MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).
These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.
Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.
Available in Standard (6 in. inseam), Trunk (3 in. inseam), Brief (no inseam), Long Leg (8.5 in. inseam), and Cooling (6 in. inseam)