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THE TROUSER SNAKE BOA BALL SUPPORTING BOXER BRIEFS

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It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. What you're looking at is the snake pit and It's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off for 3-days- showering and all.

Don't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, "Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit." The answer is MicroModa, 95% of it to be specific, and that means they're the second softest place you can put your junk.

You don't know what the sensation of the hog hammock, yet, but we'll equate it to having your boy's gently elevated with the nurturing touch of an angel's wings. Bottom line, get ready to feel like you're mounting a cloud and welcome to the snake farm.

  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. What you're looking at is the snake pit and It's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off for 3-days- showering and all.

Don't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, "Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit." The answer is MicroModa, 95% of it to be specific, and that means they're the second softest place you can put your junk.

You don't know what the sensation of the hog hammock, yet, but we'll equate it to having your boy's gently elevated with the nurturing touch of an angel's wings. Bottom line, get ready to feel like you're mounting a cloud and welcome to the snake farm.

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  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. What you're looking at is the snake pit and It's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off for 3-days- showering and all.

Don't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, "Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit." The answer is MicroModa, 95% of it to be specific, and that means they're the second softest place you can put your junk.

You don't know what the sensation of the hog hammock, yet, but we'll equate it to having your boy's gently elevated with the nurturing touch of an angel's wings. Bottom line, get ready to feel like you're mounting a cloud and welcome to the snake farm.

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