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PRE-ORDER - THE TROUSER SNAKE BOA BALL SUPPORTING BOXER BRIEFS - DELIVERY SPRING 2017


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THESE BOXERS ARE AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER. THEY WILL BE DELIVERED SPRING 2017.

It doesn't matter if you have a garden snake, anaconda, or black racer, this is the snake farm. What you're looking at is the snake pit and It's where your anaconda will reside from here on out. Seriously, the first guy to beta test these put them on and didn't take them off for 3-days- showering and all.

Don't think of it as a nasty place, think of it as a safe haven for your balls. You're probably asking, "Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit." The answer is micromodal- about 95% of it.

You don't know what that is, yet, but we'll equate it to having your boy's cradled by the wings of an angel. Bottom line, get ready to feel like you're mounting a cloud and welcome to the snake farm.

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