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Fun fact: coconuts kill more people than sharks do every year. The truth is, sharks don’t want to feed on human flesh anyways. All they really want to do is crush cold ones with their buds, and by cold ones, we obviously mean baby seals...KIDDDDDING! These majestic sea creatures aren’t trying to make you into the next Soul Surfer, they just wanna ride waves and chase shark babes. Pay your respects to the kings of the sea, they’re just looking for a bit of blubber. These tight booty shorts will remind those sharks not to bite, you’re as sweet as Nemo.

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  • 83% polyester, 17% spandex
  • 9" inseam
  • Super stretchy and soft
  • Fits true to size
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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