The Murder Weapon
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Why do all scary movies have to be the same? Why is there always a creepy man with a big knife chasing a screaming, bouncy, scantily clad woman? Let's get some diversity in storyline, alright? That's all I ask. Gimme a murderous madam. Or maybe a killer cat. The possibilities are endless when you ge...

Shinesty Ball Hammock®

Pouch Underwear Technology

The Pouch

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

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The Fabric

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks away sweat (yours or otherwise).

Shinesty Ball Hammock underwear rolled up and placed thoughtfully in a wire basket, like it could sit out on a bookshelf and no one would be offended.

The Magic

Sparkle

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

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The Technicals

Every Ball Hammock® features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

Available in Standard, Trunk, Brief, Long Leg, and Cooling

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