The Murder Weapon
Halloween Stripe Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Why do all scary movies have to be the same? Why is there always a creepy man with a big knife chasing a screaming, bouncy, scantily clad woman? Let's get some diversity in storyline, alright? That's all I ask. Gimme a murderous madam. Or maybe a killer cat. The possibilities are endless when you get a little creative with your murder weapon.