The Lion's Den

Men's Swim Brief

To the zoo that banned me for life,

In my defense, I was dehydrated and had a rockin' headache. Was I on acid? Yes. Were the hard-boiled eggs covered in olive oil mine? Also, yes. Did I know I was in the Lion's Den? No, not until someone pointed and said, "Hey, that's the guy who tried to force feed me his slippery eggs!" I made these Lion patterned swim briefs as an apology to the zoo and an homage to The Tiger King. They're eggcellent. 

Sincerely, 

Dolph Lundgren