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THE GRAYING MADISON GREY DRESS PANTS

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO by people who know how to kick it
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Rave pants, festival pants, EDM concert pants, 90s party pants...or just pant that'll help you match the bowling alley carpet. 


    Description

    These American flag-lined suit pants are just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses and Grandmas living room. Hand sanitizer sits gently on the wall, ready to cleanse the hands and warm the heart. These American flag suit pants aren't a normal portapotty, they're a portable throne - normal from the outside, but an extraordinary experience on the inside. 

    Introducing the Grey Madison suit pants, the newest addition to our American flag-lined suit collection. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me."

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