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Shinesty Patented

BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
Boxer Micro Modal
Boxer Subscription
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

Boxer Rendering
MOISTURE WICKING
Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

ENHANCING
Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

We didn’t call these elf hat ball hammock boxer briefs the little helpers because they’ll help you get it up. We named 'em that because they’ve got a ball hammock that’s like a stocking for your stones, keeping the presents wrapped up and ready for Ms clause. Plus they’re made with Micromodal material that’s softer than a Santa hat and breathable enough to keep your boys cozy until it’s time to slide in the chimney... or the back door.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co

    Shinesty Patented

    BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
    Boxer Micro Modal
    Boxer Subscription
    HOW THEY WORK:
    SUPPORTING
    Egg Hammock

    There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.

    Boxer Rendering
    MOISTURE WICKING
    Moisture Wicking

    The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

    ENHANCING
    Bulge Enhancing

    Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.

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