Look at the left shoulder. There's a wiener there. We're talking about a thick and zesty BallPark Frank complete with the finest barley pops and the second most profitable MLB organization to ever grace the land of the angels and America. The only thing you'll have to worry about is not getting so drunk you can't recalculate your bearings for the 7th inning stretch. People think sitting down and drinking is a past time, but I'd be inclined to disagree because when you stand up, it's a whole different ball game. It's kinda like drinking all day with shades on and then thinking your not buzzed so you take them off, but lo-and-behold, once you take those shades off, you've entered an entirely different world.
Moral of the story is this: the sleeves hang low to show off flair when a foul ball comes your way. The fans will be so distracted by the thick hot dog wiener on your shoulder, that they'll forget to even go after Yasiel Puig's bottom of the 9th homer.
Model is wearing size L.