The El Borracho
Cinco de Mayo Stretch Hawaiian Shirt
This shirt is made from a performance stretch material and has a hidden beverage pocket in the back for packing spare cervezas. By my calculations, that makes it the wearable polar opposite of stepping on a stingray in Puerto Peñasco while hungover on tequila, as a case of Montezuma's revenge ravages your bowels. Definitely not based on a true story. Enjoy.