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Aw hell...it’s that time of year again, isn’t it? We'll go ahead and wish the Sinful Santas an early Merry F*ckin' Christmas. The Sinful Santa red Christmas suit does not give a shit unless there is booze involved, money to be stolen, and fornication to be had. It’s been to prison once, married twice, and has an affinity to use expletives like "f*ck-stick" in front of children.  

Simply put, just by donning this Santa dress suit increases the chances of someone saying “F*ck me, Santa” increases exponentially and your liver will function like that of an 80-year old with cirrhosis. 

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  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
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