Women's Christmas Suits

Let’s be real, jeans are uncomfortable, and nobody actually enjoys a denim crotch. This holiday season, enhance your pants with our women’s Christmas suits. A Christmas dress suit is really just a festive mullet. Business on the outside so you look like you have your life together when gam-gam harasses you about your life, but party on the inside when you’re 7 glasses of Brandy deep butchering the lyrics to "Last Christmas" in the middle of the dance circle. A fit to please the in-laws, and own the Xmas bar crawl. And don’t worry ladies, our Christmas suits for women are high waisted, so consume all the gingerbread and Irish coffee you can handle. Regular pants are so last year.

If you think wearing funny Christmas suits is just for the men folk, then allow us to gently but firmly prove you wrong by introducing you to the world of crazy women’s Christmas suits. That’s right, after years of giving dudes all kinds of options for awesome holiday themed business jackets, we now offer classy women’s Christmas dress suits so our lady customers can enjoy turning Xmas into XXXmas with a Christmas pantsuit fit for a queen. Here’s how it all came about:

After a frustrating experience of trying to get our foot in the door with the elves at the North Pole, - apparently they’re really busy - we took a chance and contacted Mrs. Claus directly to pitch our idea of collaborating to create ugly Christmas suits for women. After we enjoyed some freshly baked Christmas cookies and killed at least three bottles of peppermint Schnapps, she was on board with the project, provided that we would work to make a selection of Christmas dress suits for all body types, which we obviously were going to do anyway. Our talented designers worked closely with the matriarch of Christmas magic herself to develop a line of women’s Christmas suits so flattering and revolutionary that women everywhere are ditching the traditional ugly sweater in favor of a Christmas suit for women.

If Mrs. Claus gives our women’s Christmas suits her official seal of approval, you don’t need to worry about whether these themed party suits are festive enough, but some of these other FAQs might have you wondering…

Can an “ugly” Christmas suit for women still be feminine? Come on, we’ve all seen the Mrs. Claus lingerie that pops up everywhere this time of year, and despite her reputation as a conservatively-dressed arctic-dweller, that combo of red silk and white feathers is straight fire. The woman clearly knows what’s up.
Will a crazy business jacket or funny party suit be comfortable enough for me to wear at work all day? Absolutely. Remember, this is by the same lady whose daily standard of comfort is a gown with an apron.
How will a ladies Christmas dress suit or sweater suit look with my curves? Don’t worry; after taking care of Santa all these years, Mrs. Claus knows a thing or two about how to dress a bowl full of jelly (that’d be Mr. Claus, not you), so your lovely lady curves will be expertly accentuated in all the right places.